10 Jan 2007

perfection personified

Physical attributes in a man that are likely to make go all squidgy and/or make me wanna instantly marry them:

  • dark hair
  • tattoos
  • sideburns
  • black nail varnish
  • black eyeliner
  • more tattoos

I appreciate that those particular attributes may make me seem like an Emo bloke botherer but no, this is what I'm after

Dave, Dave, Dave soon you will realise that what you REALLY need in your life is mz Cin.McBad. You will need to get rid of the fags though, although heart stoppingly sexy, I dont wanna snog an ashtray. Thanks darling.

*heads off to dream of the lovely Mr Gahan and be delusional elsewhere

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