Guaranteed bruises and broken ankles

I am gonna get me a pair of these babies and perhaps one of these to protect the noggin

Then, I am gonna go along to meet the fantastic London Roller Girls and see just how long it takes me to fall flat on my face and break my nose [I estimate about 3mins].

Expect the above items to be on ebay in a few weeks, when yet another fabulous idea for getting fit and being sociable comes crashing down about me. Feel free to send bandages in the meantime.